别以为穿个马甲我就不认识你了

来源于2000春晚上,由演员赵本山和宋丹丹出演的小品《钟点工》。在 小品中赵本山为了缓和气氛,给宋丹丹讲了一个笑话:说有一只老虎追一条蛇,蛇钻进了水里,老虎在岸边等着,结果一会钻出来一只乌龟,老虎一把按住乌龟,说:小样,别以为你穿个马甲我就不认识你了!

现在这句话也被用来形容自己识破了他人故意隐藏的身份。比如:发现了匿名发言的人其实是谁。

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