听我的,我说了算

黄晓明在综艺《中餐厅》里面的名台词。
情景还原:黄晓明与节目里的嘉宾以及大厨讨论餐品的套餐设定,嘉宾们都觉得单点比较合适,黄晓明作为店长,执意要求一定要做套餐,然后大厨也反对,霸道总裁黄晓明就说“听我的,我说了算,这种事不需要讨论!
事后有人做了该综艺黄教主的专属cut,大家都纷纷觉得嗯,不愧是霸道总裁!!真的一点都不油腻呢!应该知道我在说反话吧。这句话也成了黄晓明的经典语录,大家私下纷纷玩梗。
如果黄晓明是歌手
黄:来听我的歌
听众:我不想听 我觉得不太感兴趣
黄:我不要你觉得,我要我觉得。听我的!
 
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